Bush trades nuclear secrets for tropical fruit

A line so good it could have come from the Onion, but it's true. As part of Bush's recent visit to India, the Indian mango can now be imported in the US. The Indian mango is much better than the south american mangos you usually get here.

Unfortunately, Pakistan, which has better mangos IMHO, does not export. People tell me it's because "they are so good they want to keep them all to themselves". I tell them about comparative advantage. They look at me blankly.